As much as it sickens me to post about "IT", it was pretty inevitable, since it was a movie and a money spinning cash-cow for that matter. Alas, the monstrosity that is Twilight (*pukes*) has finally reared its ugly head. I've been putting this post off ALOT but the more i seem to do it, the more stuff about "IT" that starts popping up randomly. Anyway, just click on Read More to view the clips and the poster from the third installment of the fur and fang Twilight saga. Most of the clips are from the New Moon DVD which was recently released.

As for the rest of you who pretty much hate "IT" or just never watched "IT", here's a nice short "summary" of the first two movies by someone who posted it on Yahoo Answers.
PS. I edited the first sentence below to make it more "Twi-hard" friendly. Don't say I never did anything for you ;)


" Here is my two-minute rendition (or at least, the stupid major parts):

Bella: le sigh. i'm moving....ho hum new school....wow he's hot. but he hates me. oh no.

....not long after

Edward: do you know what i am?
B: a superhero. no? then it must be a vampire. i googled it.
E: yup. i'll probably kill you later. you're blood happens to smell fantastic.
B: oh that's fine, because i'm madly in love with you now.
E: really? can i come STAND IN YOUR ROOM AND WATCH YOU SLEEP? i'd rather do it wiith your permission than without
B: nonsense, come lie with me and stay awake the entire night to watch me sleep. because that's not creepy at all.
E: yays.

a wee bit later....

B: omigod, jacob you're hot.
Jacob: fabulous. love me.
B: okay. thing is i'm in love with someone else, hmm well, i guess i just have to have both of you

later (i may have included more books than just twilight btw)

E & J: could you please pick one of us? you''re breakin our hearts here.
B: mmmm no. i love you both. you'll just have to stick it out
E & J: oookaaay. but only because we love you s derned much.
B: you guys are the best

and now i know i'm adding in other books

B: oooowww paper cut
E: dude, Jasper tried to eat you. relationship officially over.
B: no, i love you. don't leave.
E: toodles.
B: depression is consuming my soul because my first boyfriend ever who i've been dating for about a year broke up with me. enter zombie mode

much later

B: oh yea. i forgot how hot jacob was. i feel better now.....but wait there's more. if i try to kill myself, i can pretend i hear edward telling me not to. life is perfect =) "

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